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• His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

  Clement Clarke Moore

  White, Snow, Beard

  Clement Clarke Moore “The Night Before Christmas”, Library of Alexandria

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• Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

  Tom Clancy

  Believe, World, Santa

  Tom Clancy (1994). “Three Complete Novels”, Putnam Adult

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• Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Nice, Santa, Lasts

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• The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

  Pat Boone

  Christmas, Believe, Santa

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• Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

  Gene Autry

  Christmas, Santa, Lanes

  Song: Here Comes Santa Claus v2

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• Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he's talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Jobs, Talking, Play

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• You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent her, every finger painting, clay pot, bead necklace, Easter chicken, cardboard Santa Claus, paperlace Mother's Day card and school report since day one.

  Pam Brown

  Mom, Mother, Appreciation

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• Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of thanks are sent to him! From childhood onward, human beings seem to be characterized by thanklessness.

  Robert E. Lee

  Gratitude, Childhood, Santa

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• Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but today taxes are mostly the price we pay so that politicians can play Santa Claus and get reelected.

  Thomas Sowell

  Civilization, Play, Santa

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• I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Years, Santa, Helping

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• Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.

  Emma Watson

  Real, Believe, Wish

  FaceBook post by Emma Watson from May 30, 2012

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• Happiness does not come from external things as we're really taught as children. It doesn't come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from within your mind. Just realizing that will change your whole life.

  Frederick Lenz

  Happiness, Children, Buddhism

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• I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

  Barbara Bretton

  Easter, Believe, Use

  Barbara Bretton (2008). “Casting Spells”, p.297, Penguin

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• Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

  Annie Dillard

  Christmas, Mind, Santa

  Annie Dillard (2016). “Teaching a Stone to Talk: Expeditions and Encounters”, p.101, Canongate Books

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• Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

  Charlie Viracola

  Kids, Parent, Santa

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• I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

  Nicki Minaj

  Hoe, Santa, Reindeer

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• CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

  Bill Watterson

  Religious, Holiday, Guy

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• What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade!

  Bill Maher

  Mean, Whales, Bullshit

  "Bill Maher: Victory Begins at Home". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

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• Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is, is human goals and purposes as noted by sane existentialists. But a lot of transcendentalists are utter screwballs.

  Albert Ellis

  Goal, Soul, Purpose

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• Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.

  J.R. Ward

  Gps, Santa, Compounds

  J.R. Ward (2012). “Lover Reborn: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.226, Penguin

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• If somebody harbours delusions, I think that should disqualify them from office, regardless whether the delusions are religious. Letting someone who thinks the god Jehovah will bail him out serve in public office is like letting a man who believes in Santa Claus run a Toys 'R Us.
  The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

  John F. Kennedy

  Running, Religious, Lying

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• Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

  Jon Stewart

  Hate, Santa, Superpower

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• I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.

  James Frecheville

  School, Years, Play

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• Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa Claus when he put in my stockings the gift of two miraculous legs? We thank people for birthday presents of cigars and slippers. Can I thank no one for the birthday present of birth?

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Sweet, Children, Grateful

  Gilbert K. Chesterton (2013). “The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton”, p.39, Simon and Schuster

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• God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

  Bil Keane

  Happy Times, Earth, Santa

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