Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
A decision is what a man makes when he can't find anybody to serve on a committee.
A committee is an animal with four back legs.
I've searched all the parks in all the cities - and found no statues of Committees.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
There were no gifts. Everything is properly accounted for. I provided testimony and evidence to the committee... This was all stuff that was previously known.
Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?
Muddle is the extra unknown personality in any committee.
I didn't serve on a committee that dealt with foreign policy.
We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist.
Anybody can decide if they have got the money to fight a case if they don't like a particular thing, and they complain to the watch committee, local council or whatever.
Democracy is not about making speeches. It is about making committees work.
It is necessary to get a lot of men together, for the show of the thing, otherwise the world will not believe. That is the meaning of committees. But the real work must always be done by one or two men.
Last week in the Homeland Security Committee, Republicans were against port security; and today, one week after Democrats unveiled our Real Security Agenda, they're for it
The politics of the Cape Town Metro, which allows an executive Mayoral committee to make secret decisions which affect you, behind closed doors, is wrong!
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
When committees gather, each member is necessarily an actor, uncontrollably acting out the part of himself, reading the lines that identify him, asserting his identity.... We are designed, coded, it seems, to place the highest priority on being individuals, and we must do this first, at whatever cost, even if it means disability for the group.
My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.
One of the ideas behind doing this acoustic record is that I didn't want to have to produce it by committee.
Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee.
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