Cute Dog Quotes

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

Milan Kundera

Jealousy, Dog, Evil

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley

Dog, Appreciation, Silly

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

Mark Twain

Dog, Cat, Animal

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

Cute, Death, Loyalty

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

Dog, Witty, Religious

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To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

Milan Kundera

Letting Go, Dog, Stress

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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

Dog, Witty, Cat

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I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Abraham Lincoln

Inspiring, Dog, Cat

Attributed in "Animal century" by Mark Gold (, 1998.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

Inspirational, Funny, Dog

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Funny, Friendship, Education

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Max Eastman

Dog, Laughter, Laughing

Max Eastman (2008). “Enjoyment of Laughter”, p.34, Transaction Publishers

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Samuel Butler

Dog, Humorous, Animal

Notebooks (1912) ch. 14

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Bernard Williams

Happiness, Dog, Nature

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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Jean Cocteau

Dog, Home, Cat

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Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

Agatha Christie

Wise, Wisdom, Dog

Agatha Christie (2010). “The Moving Finger (Miss Marple)”, p.16, HarperCollins UK

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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Josh Billings

Inspirational, Funny, Dog

Josh Billings (1972). “Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day”

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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

Karel Capek

Funny, Dog, People

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...he will be our friend for always and always and always.

Rudyard Kipling

Dog, Animal, Pet

Rudyard Kipling (2005). “The Complete Children's Short Stories”, p.356, Wordsworth Editions

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Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

Nora Roberts

Inspirational, Dog, Pet

Nora Roberts (2012). “The Novels of Nora Roberts”, p.539, Penguin

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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andy Rooney

Dog, Fun, Owning A Pet

Andy Rooney (2012). “Not That You Asked...”, p.14, Random House

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Marilyn Monroe

Inspirational, Dog, Animal

"Music for Chameleons (A Beautiful Child)". Book by Truman Capote, 1980.

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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Inspirational, Life, Basketball

Eisenhower, Dwight D. (1959). “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1958”, p.135, Best Books on

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Woodrow Wilson

Inspiring, Dog, Silly

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Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Emily Dickinson

Love, Inspirational, Life

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Mark Twain

Funny, Inspiring, Thankful

Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 16, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" (1894)

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