Divorce Quotes - Page 21

• It's cheaper to keep her.

  Robin Williams

  Cheaper

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• It just wasn't the fairy tale I had hoped for.

  Kim Kardashian

  Fairy Tale, Fairy, Tales

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• It was a sh*t sandwich.

  Kris Humphries

  Sandwiches

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• With The Key, it was, I had gone through a divorce and losing my father, and just kinda really reminiscing about how much I loved the traditional side of country music, so I made a record that was really traditional from start to finish.

  Vince Gill

  Country, Father, Keys

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• Your spiritual family is even more important than your physical family because it will last forever. Our families on earth are wonderful gifts from God, but they are temporary and fragile, often broken by divorce, distance, growing old, and inevitably, death.

  Rick Warren

  Christian, Spiritual, Distance

  "Purpose Driven Life". Book by Rick Warren, 2002.

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• One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount of time with their dads. In normal families, dads and children happily ignore each other.

  C.D. Payne

  Children, Dad, Kids

  C.D. Payne (2009). “Youth in Revolt: Now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera”, p.14, Broadway Books

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• I knew the man up until our divorce - after that I didn't know the man, but it didn't stop me caring about him and worrying because of the complete change that I saw in him. He'd lost his sense of humour and he got aggressive; he wasn't for the world any more, he was just for Yoko. Before that he opened his arms and embraced the world with his wit and humour - afterwards he was a completely different kind of person.

  Cynthia Lennon

  Caring, Men, Worry

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• I lost 28 pounds in my divorce... because that's what a soul weighs.

  Christopher Titus

  Soul, Pounds, Lost

  "Love is Evol". Stand-up comedy, 2009.

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• I didn't expect to be doing a whole bunch of Amber Browns. And because it was just one book, and the father had moved away, I didn't realize I was going to have to deal more with shared custody, divorce and all those issues

  Paula Danziger

  Father, Book, Issues

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• When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.

  Arthur Golden

  Men, Wife, Mistress

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• Divorce isn't just the person, it's everything that goes with it - your kids, the adjustment, everything.

  Peter Andre

  Kids, Persons, Adjustment

  "Did you know Peter Andre has kids? You didn't? Well, let him tell you all about them. Also: he can't mention their mother by name... WHAT?". www.mirror.co.uk. June 22, 2010.

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• Bingeing is such an emotionally frenetic activity that no other concerns can exist in the same space. It is a hell that people who are food-sensitive are familiar with; and, because it is known, it is therefore not so terrifying as some of the problems that are outside our control. Problems like divorce, illness, death.

  Geneen Roth

  Space, People, Problem

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• Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

  Robert Orben

  Valentine, Cards, Lawyer

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• It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important . . . I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.

  Kevin Federline

  Children, Kids, Mean

  "Kevin Federline: My Side of the Story". Interview with Marisa Laudadio, people.com. December 03, 2008.

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• You can't really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in.

  Viggo Mortensen

  World

  Interview with Ethan Gilsdorf, www.wired.com. March 10, 2012.

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• In short, the foundation of the Kingdom of God is based upon harmony and love, oneness, relationship and union, not upon differences, especially between husband and wife. If one of these two become the cause of divorce, that one will 392 unquestionably fall into great difficulties, will become the victim of formidable calamities and experience deep remorse.

  Abdu'l-Bahá

  Husband, Fall, Two

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• Women would be better off when they no longer needed men more than they needed their own independent identities...How long a time it took me after my divorce to understand that being alone is not the same as being lonely.

  Alice Steinbach

  Lonely, Independent, Men

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• Everybody goes through divorces. There's millions of people that have drinking problems. There's people that their weight goes up and down, just like mine. It's just life. And I think people relate to that. I really do.

  John Daly

  Drinking, Thinking, People

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• Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

  Alonzo Bodden

  Sex, Long, News

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• This idea that the employment of women, the movement of women outside the home into the work world, and their demand for equality is somehow responsible for increasing juvenile delinquency or the increase in divorce rate, is just so much bullshit.

  Betty Friedan

  Home, Ideas, Bullshit

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• Sixty-three percent of our university students are female. But you still see violations of women's rights in Iran. A Muslim man can have up to four wives. He can divorce his wife without offering any reason, while it is quite difficult for a woman to get a divorce.

  Shirin Ebadi

  Men, Rights, Offering

  Interview with Amitabh Pal, www.sharedhost.progressive.org. August 2, 2004.

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• I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

  Albert Brooks

  Long, Want, Mets

  "Albert Brooks: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 2011.

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• My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

  Christopher Titus

  Parent, Bars, Settlement

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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• Of the many horrors of divorce, the most egregious is that it robs a kid of the best of both worlds. Dads can do many things that even the best moms can't, and vice versa.

  Rob Lowe

  Mom, Dad, Kids

  Rob Lowe (2014). “Love Life”, p.67, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm one of the people that were divorced by 30, which is apparently a growing group... Obviously it's something that affects you forever. It's going to be interesting to see in ten, twenty years what kind of lasting effect young divorce has on the people that are doing it because it's becoming more and more common.

  Diablo Cody

  Years, Interesting, People

  "‘Young Adult’: Diablo Cody Talks Divorce In New Film". Interview with Ashley Reich, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 9, 2011.

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