Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.
There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send their ass to prison with a snorkel duct-taped to their mouth and me s***ing down that Snorkel
Statistics prove that teenage Internet gambling is the fastest growing addiction of the day, akin to drug and alcohol abuse in the 1930s. It's pernicious, it's evil, it's certainly one that feeds on those who are the weakest members of society - and that's the young and the poor.
Most of the people we see don't want to live in a shelter and feel save in their own little camp. Experience has taught me that almost 100 percent of these people suffered abuse as children. Well over half have emotional, mental problems. Most have drug and alcohol problems.
Think I'll roll another number for the road
When I talk about drugs and alcohol, I'm talking about sex addiction, gambling addiction, eating addiction, throwing-up addiction. I'm not talking about mental illness.
The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool.
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
He gets his courage from the can, it makes him feel like a man.
He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been?
I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.
I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna lock me in, hitting the bottle again.
When people ask me about drugs and alcohol, I say "Yeah, I went to rehab, I went to a mental hospital, I've been to jail." The main lesson you can learn is do drugs and alcohol when you are in a good mood, not when you are in a bad mood, and find balance in anything you do.
I got a generation brainwashed to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot.
I just took some ecstasy, ain't no tellin' what the side effects could be.
I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.
I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.
I'll be a good boy, please make me well. I promise you anything, get me out of this hell. Cold turkey has got me on the run.
I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.
Homicide, often involving guns, is a disease that is the leading cause of death for young black men, and the second-leading cause of death for all people aged fifteen to twenty-four. That makes it the leading health issue, particularly when guns are used in combination with drugs and alcohol. And the statistics show that is most often the case.
I'm not the type to turn to drugs and alcohol, but I do have a profound devotion to art and music - and children.
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