First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
Getting high off life is more than enough, and peer pressure ain't peer pressure when a boy is tough.
Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun.
Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand, and tried to tell himself at last he had become a man.
I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.
I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner.
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue.
I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I got run over by Captain Coconut and his dog named Rover.
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.
I stepped outside to smoke a J and when I came back to the room, everybody just seemed to move.
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick. One that won't make me crash my car, or make my head three feet thick.
I was feeling single, seeing double, wound up in a whole lotta trouble.
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.
I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.
I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.
I'm too high, but I ain't left the ground.
Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere.
Smoke that herb and clear your mind.
Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take a trip and never leave the farm.
Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.
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