Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Unquiet meals make ill digestions.
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
The act of putting into your mouth what the earth has grown is perhaps your most direct interaction with the earth.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
Let the stoics say what they please, we do not eat for the good of living, but because the meat is savory and the appetite is keen.
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
People who love to eat are always the best people.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Alfred Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."
He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
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