I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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