A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.
That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all.
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.
Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.
Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
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