When women go wrong, men go right after them.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Shipping magnate of the 20th century If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne
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