I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
A mother has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
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