Girlfriend Quotes - Page 20

• I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.

  Carly Rae Jepsen

  Couple, Kissing, Horror Stories

  "Carly Rae Jepsen Dishes About Her First Kiss" by Christina Garibaldi, www.mtv.com. August 20, 2012.

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• Girlfriends' code. What's discussed with girlfriends stays with girlfriends.

  Maya Banks

  Code

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• When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn't connect with other people - and, of course, she got a cellphone.

  Jesse Eisenberg

  Years, People, Turns

  "Jesse Eisenberg: Privacy settings engaged". Interview with Catherine Shoard, www.theguardian.com. October 14, 2010.

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• They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends.

  Taylor Swift

  Cat, Want, Tvs

  "Taylor Swift: 'Sexy? Not on my radar'". Interview With Hermione Hoby, www.theguardian.com. August 23, 2014.

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• During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sex, Humor

  "R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield". www.indiewire.com. October 6, 2004.

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• People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!

  Shemar Moore

  Beach, Teenager, Grateful

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• I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.

  Lily Collins

  Girl, Teenage, Real

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My best girlfriends are the girls I went to college with at UCLA.

  Beth Behrs

  Girl, College, Ucla

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate-I actually didn't feel anything. I went to some pub and then went crying all the way home. And I got into my dog's bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, 'You're a fake.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Dog, Cheating, Morning

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• I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that.

  Shannon Sharpe

  Mother, Wife, Deformity

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• Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.

  Anna Wintour

  Fashion, Thinking, Way

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• In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just can't give her that. So, rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship, it's just been easier to be single.

  Ryan Kwanten

  Stupid, Selfish, Order

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• I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

  Zayn Malik

  Swim, Drowning, Stills

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• God is like a shitty girlfriend.

  Louis C. K.

  Thinking, Laughing

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• My brother the vampire, whose kiss was a slow death sentence, had a stable and loving relationship with a girl who was crazy about him. By contrast, I could barely talk to a woman, at least about anything pertaining to a relationship. Given that my only long-term girlfriends had faked their own death, died, and broken free of enslaving enchantments to end the relationship, the empirical evidence seemed to indicate that he knew something I didn't. Keep your life tonight, Harry. Complicate it tomorrow.

  Jim Butcher

  Girl, Brother, Crazy

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• If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.

  Noah Wyle

  Father, Hollywood, Crafts

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• My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.

  Gary Mule Deer

  Love You, Drink, Said

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• I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis on a continuous basis...or at least monthly, for sure, I don't know.

  Helen Slater

  Mean, Thinking, Speak

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are. If we have sons, we don't mind knowing about our sons' girlfriends, but our daughters' boyfriends? God forbid. But of course when the time is right, we expect those girls to bring back the perfect man to be their husband.

  Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

  Girl, Daughter, Husband

  "We should be all feminists". TED Talks, www.ted.com. December 2012.

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• I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know if I have a type, but I really like girls who are driven. I really care about music, so I like it when a girl really cares about something too. Whatever it is they are into, I'll be their biggest fan.

  Hunter Hayes

  Girl, Fans, Care

  "Hunter Hayes On Love And Heartbreak". Interview with Emily Laurence, www.seventeen.com. February 20, 2013.

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• I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.

  Burt Bacharach

  President, United States, Agents

  "Triumphant U2 steal Carey's Grammys glory" by Dan Glaister, www.theguardian.com. February 9, 2006.

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• Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

  Robert Mugabe

  Beautiful, Country, Fighting

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• How many solutions are found to family problems if we take time to reflect? If we think of a husband or wife and we dream about their good qualities that they have? Don’t ever lose the illusion of when you were boyfriend and girlfriend!

  Pope Francis

  Dream, Husband, Thinking

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• My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Kings, Bird, Shut Up

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• I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Humor, Past

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