Girlfriend Quotes - Page 17

• I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Lying, Guy, Creepy

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• I have definitely been in experiences where my girlfriends have outgrown me and that's ok and I think that I should be inspired by that to know that it's time to move on - it's time to evolve as well and I think that should be inspirational to other people. They shouldn't feel stifled and feel like oh we can't grow up, we can't move on - change is a good thing.

  Adrienne Bailon

  Growing Up, Moving, Thinking

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• I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

  Robin Williams

  Running, Crazy, School

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sex, Humor

  "R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield". www.indiewire.com. October 6, 2004.

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• I'd like to say that I am romantic person, but I don't think I am. When I won my first tournament I went into the crowd and kissed my girlfriend. I was 18 and didn't have my coach with me, I was there on my own, and I just needed to celebrate with someone I knew. I always start out with good intentions. I'll say something nice, then I'll just put my foot in it and ruin the moment.

  Andy Murray

  Nice, Thinking, Feet

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• My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Kitchen

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• I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Burritos

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• People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!

  Shemar Moore

  Beach, Teenager, Grateful

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• Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

  Dorothy Allison

  Quality, Leisure, Firsts

  Dorothy Allison (1996). “Two or Three Things I Know for Sure”, p.36, Penguin

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• Men don't like me. I haven't been on a date for six months. I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club.

  Lara Stone

  Hate, Gay, Men

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• Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

  Laurie Notaro

  Bad Boyfriend, Bad Boy, Disguise

  Laurie Notaro (2003). “Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood”, p.15, Villard

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• When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.

  Anna Quindlen

  Fall, My Girlfriend, Landing

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• The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there. I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without.

  Jack Antonoff

  People, Parent, My Best Friend

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• Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

  Hugh Hefner

  Wife, Easier, Handle

  "Hugh Hefner: “I Almost Swallowed A Sex Toy”", www.huffingtonpost.com. January 16, 2009.

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• They kept asking me over and over again whether I was having a romance with Hitler. Are you Hitler's girlfriend? I laughed and answered the same way each time: No, those are false rumours. I only made documentaries for him.

  Leni Riefenstahl

  Romance, Asking, Way

  Leni Riefenstahl (1992). “The sieve of time: the memoirs of Leni Riefenstahl”

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• I'm not into jewelry. I've got some earrings but they're not too expensive. There are guys who drop a hundred grand for a chain. The public's got it right - a lot of NBA stars are arrogant and like to spend lots of money and have lots of girlfriends and all that.

  Andrew Bogut

  Stars, Nba, Guy

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• I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the girlfriend or the sister.

  Sharon Horgan

  Thinking, Important, Lines

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• You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

  David Thorne

  Girl

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.30, Penguin

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• I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay.

  Tom DeLonge

  Gay, Thinking, People

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• And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I would remember I had a wife at home who loved me, or later that my wife had left me and I was terrirfied, or again later that I had a beautiful alcoholic girlfriend who would make me happy forever. But every time I entered the place there were veiled faces promising everything and then clarifying quickly into the dull, the usual, looking up at me and making the same mistake.

  Denis Johnson

  Beautiful, Mistake, Home

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• I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.

  Deion Sanders

  Baseball, Football, Married

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• I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Years, My Girlfriend

  "Fictional character: Alan Partridge". TV Series "I'm Alan Partridge", 1997–2002.

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• One of the things I've tried to do with my life is redefine the boundaries that I think are very limiting. I'm not suggesting that everybody should have three girlfriends, or necessarily have girlfriends living with them. I think there are many, many options to living your life.

  Hugh Hefner

  Life, Thinking, Should Have

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• If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.

  Bill Kaulitz

  Writing, Letters, Ifs

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• Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing

  Dmitry Tursunov

  Emotional, Umpires, Tennis

  Twitter post from Mar 10, 2011

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