Girlfriend Quotes - Page 8

• When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

  Josh Hartnett

  Party, Road Trip, Funny Girlfriend

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• I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Humor, Past

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• One of the problems, hanging out with me, is that I can turn any topic into a toxic horror story. I've lost two girlfriends and a job by reading an ingredients label out loud, with annotations, at the wrong time.

  Neal Stephenson

  Jobs, Reading, Horror Stories

  Neal Stephenson (2007). “Zodiac”, p.10, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Water, Immature

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.

  Danica Patrick

  Husband, Thinking, Missing

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• I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.

  Cho Kyuhyun

  Princess, Playing Games, Games

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• When I was about 14 I remember thinking when it came to proposing to my future girlfriend, I'd make a CD with all her favourite songs and a message that said, "Will you marry me?" Shows you what a romantic I was. No one listens to CDs any more. It's all about iTunes.

  Tinie Tempah

  Song, Thinking, Cds

  "One last thing... Tinie Tempah". Interview with Rich Pelley, www.theguardian.com. June 4, 2010.

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• My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds.

  Hugh Hefner

  Wife, Firsts, Brunette

  "Being Hugh Hefner: The Playboy founder dishes on his love for blonds, Viagra and morality". Interview with Jacob E. Osterhout, www.nydailynews.com. August 1, 2010.

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• It’s one of those things where when you’re training and fighting, you can’t worry about your bills, your mortgage, did you get your girlfriend pregnant, your pet’s cancer, or anything. Nothing else matters but that dude trying to kick you in the face or throw you on your head or trying to rip your arm out of the socket. It becomes a singularity of purpose, which an ADD kid like me rarely gets. I like that moment of clarity in fights, and I truly have that. I lose myself in the details of those 15 minutes and you don’t worry about what people think of you.

  Forrest Griffin

  Cancer, Rip, Kids

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• If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers to be punished. I hate the idea of Idi Amin living in Saudi Arabia for the last 25 years of his life. That galls me to no end. I feel some sort of need for biblical atonement, or justice, or something. I like to believe there is some comeuppance, that karma kicks in at some point, even if it takes years or decades to happen. My girlfriend says this great thing that’s become my philosophy as well. 'I want to believe there's a heaven. But I can't not believe there's a hell.'

  Vince Gilligan

  Karma, Hate, Philosophy

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• My girlfriend is a fashion designer. She has her own company called Rachel Antonoff. She is doing a collaboration with Urban Outfitters right now, a shoe collaboration with Bass. She sells to Barneys, stuff like that.

  Nate Ruess

  Fashion, Shoes, Collaboration

  "Fun's Nate Ruess on Black Tie and Band Fashion". Interview with Logan Hill, www.gq.com. May 29, 2012.

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• Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

  Victoria Wood

  Thinking, Years, Gentleman

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• I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's everything you want in a woman. She doesn't complain.. but I can tune her out just enough.

  The Miz

  Beautiful, Heart, Wwe

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• You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Scary, Bed

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• Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.

  Anna Wintour

  Fashion, Thinking, Way

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• I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies.

  Brian Molko

  Wind, People, Guy

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• I was desperate on Coming To America set - not to buy drugs or anything, but I had a person at home, a girlfriend who's telling you, "You're out the bills and food. You need this, you need that. And you either get it, or don't come back." That was me.

  Samuel L. Jackson

  Home, Drug, Desperate

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• My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Book, Humor

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• When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

  Jay Leno

  Government, Psycho, Exes

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• At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend

  Lance Armstrong

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• Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!'

  Trent Reznor

  Guitar, People, Should

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• Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working or not, you either feel like a goddess or you don't

  Lady Gaga

  Mom, Answers, Looks

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• When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn't connect with other people - and, of course, she got a cellphone.

  Jesse Eisenberg

  Years, People, Turns

  "Jesse Eisenberg: Privacy settings engaged". Interview with Catherine Shoard, www.theguardian.com. October 14, 2010.

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• Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

  Robert Mugabe

  Beautiful, Country, Fighting

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• During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sex, Humor

  "R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield". www.indiewire.com. October 6, 2004.

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