Girlfriend Quotes - Page 7

• When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

  Josh Hartnett

  Party, Road Trip, Funny Girlfriend

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• Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working or not, you either feel like a goddess or you don't

  Lady Gaga

  Mom, Answers, Looks

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• My best girlfriends are the girls I went to college with at UCLA.

  Beth Behrs

  Girl, College, Ucla

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Girlfriends' code. What's discussed with girlfriends stays with girlfriends.

  Maya Banks

  Code

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• Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!'

  Trent Reznor

  Guitar, People, Should

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• I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine

  Zayn Malik

  Jealous, Kissing, Boys

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• The goal of Christian dating is not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend but to find a spouse. Have that in mind as you get to know one an- other, and if you’re not ready to commit to a relationship with the end goal of marriage, it’s better not to date but simply to remain friends.

  Mark Driscoll

  Christian, Goal, Dating

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• People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!

  Shemar Moore

  Beach, Teenager, Grateful

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• I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.

  Lily Collins

  Girl, Teenage, Real

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate-I actually didn't feel anything. I went to some pub and then went crying all the way home. And I got into my dog's bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, 'You're a fake.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Dog, Cheating, Morning

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• God is like a shitty girlfriend.

  Louis C. K.

  Thinking, Laughing

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• At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend

  Lance Armstrong

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• There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly is to lover, and as abdomen is to consort, and as middle is to petite amie.

  Nicholson Baker

  Abdomen, Lovers, Middle

  Nicholson Baker (1990). “The Mezzanine: A Novel”, Vintage

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• I was desperate on Coming To America set - not to buy drugs or anything, but I had a person at home, a girlfriend who's telling you, "You're out the bills and food. You need this, you need that. And you either get it, or don't come back." That was me.

  Samuel L. Jackson

  Home, Drug, Desperate

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• My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Comedy

  "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

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• I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people.

  Liam Payne

  People, Seeing

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• My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Book, Humor

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• When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

  Jay Leno

  Government, Psycho, Exes

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• When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn't connect with other people - and, of course, she got a cellphone.

  Jesse Eisenberg

  Years, People, Turns

  "Jesse Eisenberg: Privacy settings engaged". Interview with Catherine Shoard, www.theguardian.com. October 14, 2010.

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• During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sex, Humor

  "R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield". www.indiewire.com. October 6, 2004.

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• I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that.

  Shannon Sharpe

  Mother, Wife, Deformity

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• Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.

  Anna Wintour

  Fashion, Thinking, Way

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• I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

  Zayn Malik

  Swim, Drowning, Stills

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• My brother the vampire, whose kiss was a slow death sentence, had a stable and loving relationship with a girl who was crazy about him. By contrast, I could barely talk to a woman, at least about anything pertaining to a relationship. Given that my only long-term girlfriends had faked their own death, died, and broken free of enslaving enchantments to end the relationship, the empirical evidence seemed to indicate that he knew something I didn't. Keep your life tonight, Harry. Complicate it tomorrow.

  Jim Butcher

  Girl, Brother, Crazy

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• If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.

  Noah Wyle

  Father, Hollywood, Crafts

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