Girlfriend Quotes - Page 9

• During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sex, Humor

  "R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield". www.indiewire.com. October 6, 2004.

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• I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.

  Lily Collins

  Girl, Teenage, Real

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My best girlfriends are the girls I went to college with at UCLA.

  Beth Behrs

  Girl, College, Ucla

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate-I actually didn't feel anything. I went to some pub and then went crying all the way home. And I got into my dog's bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, 'You're a fake.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Dog, Cheating, Morning

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• I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

  Zayn Malik

  Swim, Drowning, Stills

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• My brother the vampire, whose kiss was a slow death sentence, had a stable and loving relationship with a girl who was crazy about him. By contrast, I could barely talk to a woman, at least about anything pertaining to a relationship. Given that my only long-term girlfriends had faked their own death, died, and broken free of enslaving enchantments to end the relationship, the empirical evidence seemed to indicate that he knew something I didn't. Keep your life tonight, Harry. Complicate it tomorrow.

  Jim Butcher

  Girl, Brother, Crazy

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• If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.

  Noah Wyle

  Father, Hollywood, Crafts

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• I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know if I have a type, but I really like girls who are driven. I really care about music, so I like it when a girl really cares about something too. Whatever it is they are into, I'll be their biggest fan.

  Hunter Hayes

  Girl, Fans, Care

  "Hunter Hayes On Love And Heartbreak". Interview with Emily Laurence, www.seventeen.com. February 20, 2013.

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• I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.

  Burt Bacharach

  President, United States, Agents

  "Triumphant U2 steal Carey's Grammys glory" by Dan Glaister, www.theguardian.com. February 9, 2006.

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• Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

  Robert Mugabe

  Beautiful, Country, Fighting

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• How many solutions are found to family problems if we take time to reflect? If we think of a husband or wife and we dream about their good qualities that they have? Don’t ever lose the illusion of when you were boyfriend and girlfriend!

  Pope Francis

  Dream, Husband, Thinking

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• I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Humor, Past

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• One of the problems, hanging out with me, is that I can turn any topic into a toxic horror story. I've lost two girlfriends and a job by reading an ingredients label out loud, with annotations, at the wrong time.

  Neal Stephenson

  Jobs, Reading, Horror Stories

  Neal Stephenson (2007). “Zodiac”, p.10, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Water, Immature

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.

  Danica Patrick

  Husband, Thinking, Missing

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• I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.

  Louis Tomlinson

  Ham, Potatoes, Firsts

  "Exclusive Interview With 1D's Louis!". Interview with Emily Laurence, www.seventeen.com. July 9, 2012.

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• I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.

  Louis Tomlinson

  Crazy, Driven, Mum

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• When I was about 14 I remember thinking when it came to proposing to my future girlfriend, I'd make a CD with all her favourite songs and a message that said, "Will you marry me?" Shows you what a romantic I was. No one listens to CDs any more. It's all about iTunes.

  Tinie Tempah

  Song, Thinking, Cds

  "One last thing... Tinie Tempah". Interview with Rich Pelley, www.theguardian.com. June 4, 2010.

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• My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds.

  Hugh Hefner

  Wife, Firsts, Brunette

  "Being Hugh Hefner: The Playboy founder dishes on his love for blonds, Viagra and morality". Interview with Jacob E. Osterhout, www.nydailynews.com. August 1, 2010.

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• If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers to be punished. I hate the idea of Idi Amin living in Saudi Arabia for the last 25 years of his life. That galls me to no end. I feel some sort of need for biblical atonement, or justice, or something. I like to believe there is some comeuppance, that karma kicks in at some point, even if it takes years or decades to happen. My girlfriend says this great thing that’s become my philosophy as well. 'I want to believe there's a heaven. But I can't not believe there's a hell.'

  Vince Gilligan

  Karma, Hate, Philosophy

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• When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.

  Conor Maynard

  Messengers, Firsts, Cold

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

  Victoria Wood

  Thinking, Years, Gentleman

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• I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's everything you want in a woman. She doesn't complain.. but I can tune her out just enough.

  The Miz

  Beautiful, Heart, Wwe

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• I'm different now, but back then I used to be the type of guy who would say, “I like you. Do you also like me or not? No? Tell me the truth. I'll give you time to think about it!” But now This isn't a lie but I've had 3 girlfriends, and I've dated each of them for 3 years. When it comes to dating, I'm the type who would be with someone for a long time. Before we start dating, I'd keep watching her. It's because I hate being hurt. I tend to give my everything once I date

  Yunho

  I Like You, Hurt, Hate

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• I remember the time when I met my first girlfriend. It was raining and I was walking, and all of a sudden this girl put an umbrella over my head. Then my hair and clothes were wet, and she said, “Oh! There's something on your shirt.” And that was when I just fell for her.

  Yunho

  Girl, Rain, Hair

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