Guy Quotes - Page 4

• Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Two

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• I notice a lot of hitters fraternize with pitchers. I see guys laughing and giggling before the game. These are the same pitchers who are trying to beat them. I've never seen Roger Clemens talking to hitters before the game. Bob Gibson was the same way. Man, I don't even see (Greg) Maddux playing golf with hitters.

  Albert Belle

  Golf, Men, Talking

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• Believe me, it's always a lot harder on the guy getting fired.

  Stan Van Gundy

  Believe, Getting Fired, Harder

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• This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth $300M. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his money, he'll be dead in a week.

  Jay Leno

  Kids, Three, Osama Bin Laden

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• Personally, I like one hand preacher curls with dumbbells. You don't have to do 100 pound dumbbells to get a burn. Heck I can do 35- 45 dumbbells and get something out of it. It's also great for guys that travel. It's the one piece of equipment that most hotels always have.

  Phil Heath

  Hands, Curls, Pieces

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• Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listening to his music.

  Action Bronson

  Listening, Musician, Incredibles

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• People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am.

  Dave Bautista

  Wrestling, Who I Am, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I certainly don't agree with the bodybuilders who say you can get big forearms just by squeezing the dumbbell handles when doing curls. In a few cases this may be true, but those guys would build big forearms by merely eating eggs in the morning. Most bodybuilders, myself included, have to work very hard for any kind of meaningful forearm development.

  Lou Ferrigno

  Meaningful, Morning, Eggs

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• These are young people who made mistakes that aren't that different than the mistakes I made and the mistakes that a lot of you guys made, we have a tendency sometimes to almost take for granted or think it's normal that so many young people end up in our criminal justice system. It's not normal. ... What is normal is teenagers doing stupid things.

  Barack Obama

  Mistake, Teenager, Stupid

  Barack Obama's remarks after visit at El Reno Federal Correctional Institution in El Reno, Oklahoma, obamawhitehouse.archives.gov. July 16, 2015.

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• When I was a teen, I was never really into the captain of the football team or the student body president. The guys I liked were quirky and different: They listened to music I'd never heard
  of, never had lunch or gas money, and could always make you laugh.

  Sarah Dessen

  Football, Team, Lunch

  "Sarah Dessen and Regina Hayes". Interview with Regina Hayes, www.slate.com. June 7, 2013.

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• Who is telling us about the false self today? Who is even equipped tell us? Many clergy have not figured this out for themselves, since even ministry can be a career decision or an attraction to "religion" more than the result of an encounter with God or themselves. Formal religious status can maintain the false self rather effectively, especially if there are a lot of social payoffs like special respect, titles, salaries, a good self image, or nice costumes. It is no accident that the religious "Pharisees" became the symbolic bad guys in the Jesus story.

  Richard Rohr

  Religious, Jesus, Nice

  Richard Rohr (2013). “Immortal Diamond: The search for our true self”, p.35, SPCK

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• You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

  George Carlin

  Life, Christian, Country

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I think to deal with Putin, you need to deal from strength. He's a bully, you enable bad behavior when you're nuanced with a guy like that.

  Jeb Bush

  Strength, Thinking, Bully

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• Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?

  Perry Brass

  Girl, Teenage, Gay

  Perry Brass (1998). “The Lover of My Soul: A Search for Ecstasy and Wisdom”, p.30, Perry Brass

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• I really choose by what I like, i thought 'Alexander' was a super smart script. Just [costar] Steve [Carell] alone would have been enough. Gosh, I love working with that guy. He's just the best.

  Jennifer Garner

  Love, Smart, Scripts

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• I remember being in buses, hotel lobbies and bars leading up to the 1994 World Cup talking with guys about how great it would be to have a legitimate league of our own, so getting on the plane in Italy to return and be part of the first year of MLS was one of the proudest moments of my life.

  Alexi Lalas

  Life, Talking, Years

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• For guys who are into fitness, I think its important to wear slim-fit stuff that is pretty tight so they can show off the bodies they have been working hard to have. Women are going to appreciate that.

  Carl Hagelin

  Thinking, Appreciate, Important

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• It's all about going out there, performing live, making music. But, obviously, being a guy who has thousands of screaming female fans doesn't exactly make it less fun

  Zac Hanson

  Fun, Fans, Female

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• I like guys who wear nice clothes, nice jeans, nice trainers - I hate skinny jeans and those T-shirts that are really low-cut.

  Georgia Salpa

  Hate, Nice, Cutting

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• St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.

  Conan O'Brien

  Snakes, Firsts, St Patrick

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• [When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.

  Paris Hilton

  Running, Mean, White

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• I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

  Dane Cook

  Taken, Thinking, Games

  "Dane Cook Goes for Laughs in Good Luck Chuck". Interview with Evan Jacobs, movieweb.com. September 13, 2007.

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• And everyday I read the paper, there's another lie. They show my picture for the crimes of another guy.

  Tupac Shakur

  Lying, Everyday, Paper

  Song: Point the Finga, 1993

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• Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers?" Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really
  good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Hands

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• I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!

  Aziz Ansari

  Player, Mp3, Littles

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