Having A Baby Quotes - Page 2

• Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

  Tina Fey

  Baby, Humor, Adorable

  Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.130, Hachette UK

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• Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Mom, Baby, Children

  Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.53, Vintage

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• There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

  Winston Churchill

  Funny, Uplifting, Baby

  Speech on radio, 21 Mar. 1943, in Complete Speeches (1974) vol. 7, p. 6761

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• It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

  Barbara Kingsolver

  Mothers Day, Mom, Daughter

  "Animal Dreams". Book by Barbara Kingsolver, September 1990.

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• People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like "What? You're married?" Strange reaction to have. Proves what people's ideas about marriage are. "We're having a baby." "What?" As if it's the end of the world. Of course, it's the start of a brilliant world.

  Ewan McGregor

  Baby, Ideas, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.

  Lisa See

  Life, Baby, Children

  Lisa See (2010). “Shanghai Girls”, p.150, A&C Black

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• Most countries are static, all they need to do is keep having babies. But America's like this big old clanking smoking machine that just lumbers across the landscape scooping up and eating everything in sight.

  Neal Stephenson

  Country, Baby, Sight

  Neal Stephenson (2003). “Snow Crash”, p.118, Spectra

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• I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.

  Jeanne Moreau

  Baby, Husband, Watches

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• Yes, I'm having a baby. I think it's so hard as a woman to give yourself a break. It's great to be healthy but you have to set a good example for your kids and know that it's not about a number on a scale but how you feel.

  Busy Philipps

  Baby, Kids, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

  Anne Lamott

  Baby, Hangover, Pms

  Anne Lamott (2007). “Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life”, p.188, Anchor

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• Being pregnant was very much like falling in love. You are so open. You are so overjoyed. There's no words that can express having a baby growing inside of you so, of course, you want to scream it out and tell everyone.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Baby, Falling In Love, Love You

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• All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.

  Foxy Brown

  Girl, Weed, Baby

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• My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down on the totem pole.

  Marion Jones

  Baby, Careers, Important

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• There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of, like, 30 preschool kids. I knew that when I had a child, I'd be overwhelmed, and it's true... I can't tell you how much my attitude has changed since we've got Frances. Holding my baby is the best drug in the world.

  Kurt Cobain

  Summer, Baby, Children

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• I always wanted to be married for a little while before a baby. You know what? It does make me choose my wardrobe differently because if I wear something a little baggy, I'm like, "No, it looks like I'm having a baby!"

  Carrie Underwood

  Baby, Doe, Looks

  Source: www.sheknows.com

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• I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.

  Lena Dunham

  Baby, Children, Want

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• Somehow I am really relaxed within the chaos of having a baby - and anyone who's a mother knows it's very hard to relax, because there is so much to do and worry about!

  Salma Hayek

  Mother, Baby, Worry

  "Salma on Her Lifesaving Work (and Brand-New Baby)". Interview with Eve Ensler, www.glamour.com. March 2, 2008.

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• I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby

  Susie Bright

  Baby

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• Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform.

  John Barbirolli

  Music, Baby, Two

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• The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.

  Norman Mailer

  Baby, Children, Book

  1971 'The Siege of Mailer: Hero to Historian', in Village Voice, 21 Jan.

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• We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.

  Dave Lombardo

  Baby, Pregnancy, Son

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• Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Witty, Baby, Together

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• I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself.

  Kelly Cutrone

  Baby, Thinking, Giving

  "'The City' Boss Kelly Cutrone Shares Advice She Gave Whitney Port" by Jocelyn Vena, www.mtv.com. December 1, 2009.

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• I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

  Phyllis Diller

  Inspirational, Baby, Morning

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• I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so much of my time, I didn't have a chance to be with him very often.

  Nancy Sinatra

  Baby, Travel, Dad

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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