Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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