Humorous Love Quotes - Page 2

• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  Paula Deen

  Inspirational, Funny Love, Real

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• Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

  Judith Viorst

  Love, Feels, Short Love

  Judith Viorst (1987). “Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.”, Fireside

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• "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

  Woodrow Wyatt

  Life, Funny Love, Falling In Love

  To the Point (1981) p. 107

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• A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

  Mason Cooley

  Love, Frogs, Enchanted

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• One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Funny, Sarcastic

  Oscar Wilde (2004). “The Best of Oscar Wilde: Selected Plays and Writings”, p.144, Penguin

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• The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

  Brendan Behan

  Funny, Marriage, Sexy

  "Readers recommend: songs about prostitution" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. July 24, 2014.

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• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

  Walt Disney

  Love, Funny, Witty

  Quoted inWalterWagner, You Must Remember This (1975)

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• Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

  Albert Einstein

  Love, Inspirational, Romantic

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• Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

  Robert Frost

  Love, Funny, Life

  "A Swinger of Birches: A Portrait of Robert Frost". Book by Sydney Cox, 1957.

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• True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

  Erich Segal

  Love, Inspiring, Valentines Day

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• To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Life, Confidence

  "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young" (1894)

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• A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  Oscar Wilde (1997). “Collected Works of Oscar Wilde: The Plays, the Poems, the Stories and the Essays Including De Profundis”, p.124, Wordsworth Editions

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• A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

  Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

  Love, Funny, Life

  Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings (2011). “The Yearling”, p.176, Simon and Schuster

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• I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

  Roy Croft

  Love, Friendship, Positive

  "Fictional character: Liberace". "Behind the Candelabra", www.imdb.com. 2013.

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• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  Milton Berle

  Love, Marriage, Husband

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!

  Joyce Brothers

  Love, Relationship, Funny Valentines Day

  "7 Tips From a Seasoned Woman for Finding True Love" by Joy Weston, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 5, 2014.

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• It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.

  Erich Fromm

  Love, Romantic, Moments

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• Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

  Paulo Coelho

  Love, Relationship, Anniversary

  FaceBook post by Paulo Coelho from Mar 26, 2014

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