Humorous Love Quotes

• Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

  Bob Phillips

  Love, Mind, States

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• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Marriage, Couple

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• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  Rita Rudner

  Love, Funny, Life

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• The triumph of hope over experience.

  Samuel Johnson

  Marriage, Funny Love, Hope

  Quoted in James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) (entry for 1770)

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• You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.

  Richard E. Besser

  Funny Love, Price Tag, Preparation

  Source: content.time.com

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• Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

  Lynda Barry

  Love, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Love

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• Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Funny, Relationship

  Oscar Wilde (2010). “Epigrams & Aphorisms”, p.56, BoD – Books on Demand

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• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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• To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny, Mistake

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.57, Vintage

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• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Heartbreak, Kissing

  "Annie Hall". Comedy, Romance, 1977.

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• Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Love, Sarcastic, Depressing

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• Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.155, University of Georgia Press

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  Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

  Joan Crawford

  Love, Heartbreak, Dream

  Interview in "Hollywood Reporter", 1954.

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• Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  Paula Deen

  Inspirational, Funny Love, Real

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• A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

  Mason Cooley

  Love, Frogs, Enchanted

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• Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

  Arthur Dewar, Lord Dewar

  Love, Funny Valentines Day, Ocean

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• Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

  Judith Viorst

  Love, Feels, Short Love

  Judith Viorst (1987). “Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.”, Fireside

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• "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

  Woodrow Wyatt

  Life, Funny Love, Falling In Love

  To the Point (1981) p. 107

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• No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!

  Joyce Brothers

  Love, Relationship, Funny Valentines Day

  "7 Tips From a Seasoned Woman for Finding True Love" by Joy Weston, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 5, 2014.

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• You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

  Frank Herbert

  Funny Love, Giving, Joy

  Frank Herbert (2008). “God Emperor of Dune”, p.272, Penguin

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• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  Milton Berle

  Love, Marriage, Husband

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

  Roy Croft

  Love, Friendship, Positive

  "Fictional character: Liberace". "Behind the Candelabra", www.imdb.com. 2013.

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• The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

  Brendan Behan

  Funny, Marriage, Sexy

  "Readers recommend: songs about prostitution" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. July 24, 2014.

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• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

  Walt Disney

  Love, Funny, Witty

  Quoted inWalterWagner, You Must Remember This (1975)

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