Humorous Love Quotes

• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Marriage, Couple

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• Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

  Bob Phillips

  Love, Mind, States

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• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  Rita Rudner

  Love, Funny, Life

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• The triumph of hope over experience.

  Samuel Johnson

  Marriage, Funny Love, Hope

  Quoted in James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) (entry for 1770)

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• You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.

  Richard E. Besser

  Funny Love, Price Tag, Preparation

  Source: content.time.com

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• Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny, Mistake

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.57, Vintage

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• Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Love, Sarcastic, Depressing

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• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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  Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

  Joan Crawford

  Love, Heartbreak, Dream

  Interview in "Hollywood Reporter", 1954.

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• Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Funny, Relationship

  Oscar Wilde (2010). “Epigrams & Aphorisms”, p.56, BoD – Books on Demand

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• You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

  Melanie Clark Pullen

  Love, Funny, Relationship

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• There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

  Melanie Griffith

  Love, Motivational, Dream

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• Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

  George Burns

  Relationship, Funny Love, Love You

  George Burns (1988). “Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed”, Putnam Publishing Group

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• Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.155, University of Georgia Press

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• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Heartbreak, Kissing

  "Annie Hall". Comedy, Romance, 1977.

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• Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

  Lynda Barry

  Love, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Love

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• Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

  George Will

  Marriage, Funny Love, Definitions

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• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

  Patrick Murray

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Funny Love, Best Love

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• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  Dorothy Parker

  Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day

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• The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Sex, Liberty

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• You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

  Frank Herbert

  Funny Love, Giving, Joy

  Frank Herbert (2008). “God Emperor of Dune”, p.272, Penguin

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• You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny Love, Hands, Want

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• Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

  Arthur Dewar, Lord Dewar

  Love, Funny Valentines Day, Ocean

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