Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The triumph of hope over experience.
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!
You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
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