Kids Quotes - Page 9

• How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Earth, Aliens

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• It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!

  Milton Berle

  Education, Team, Teaching

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• You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make jokes or kid or even clown. I wouldn't kid Our Lord if he was on the cross. But I would attempt a joke with him if I ran into him chasing the money changers out of the temple.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Character, Thinking, Criticism

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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• I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

  Roseanne Barr

  Jobs, Parenting, The End Of The Day

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• Ten years from now I plan to be sitting here, looking out over my land. I hope I'll be writing books, but if not, I'll be on my pond fishing with my kids. I feel like the luckiest guy I know.

  John Grisham

  Book, Writing, Years

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• I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

  George Carlin

  Mother, School, Home

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• I have this internal battle between, I need to work, I need to work, I need to work and I need to be home with my kids. And the kids win.

  Jennifer Garner

  Baby, Home, Winning

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was the original socially depraved shy ghetto kid.

  Bob Cousy

  Basketball, Ghetto, Shy

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• My kids started school, so having a strong base in Melbourne has been a key priority. I'm not daunted by the travel. People say, 'It's so far to Australia,' and I say, 'You get on the plane, you eat well, you sleep, you wake up - and you're there.'

  Geoffrey Rush

  Travel, Strong, School

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• I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.

  Jason Segel

  Travel, Adventure, Scripts

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• My goal was just to try and be the best player on my high school team, and look where I am now. And that was still my goal as a young kid, just to try and be a little better than my brother was.

  Larry Bird

  Basketball, Brother, Team

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• Every memory I have from when I was a kid involves basketball.

  Kevin Durant

  Basketball, Memories

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• I'm fortunate now that I coach at Duke University and we've won a lot. I have some kids who haven't failed that much. But when they get to college, they're going to fail some time. That's a thing that I can help them the most with.

  Mike Krzyzewski

  Basketball, College, Duke University

  "Duke of the Court". Interview, www.achievement.org. May 22, 1997.

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• My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.

  Al McGuire

  Basketball, House, World

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• Because I want every kid to be viewed as a person rather than as a member of a certain race does not mean that I'm not black enough. . . . Do they want me to be positive just for black kids and negative for everybody else?

  Michael Jordan

  Basketball, Mean, Race

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• Despite the amazing diversity we're blessed with in this country, schools are still in large part segregated because of economic disparity. Sports are one of the few areas where kids are really given the opportunity to interact with those of different races and religions.

  Steve Kerr

  Basketball, Sports, Country

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• Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.

  Merrill Markoe

  Cute, Mother, Father

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• I've been involved with sports my whole life, which made clothes and makeup and handbags not that important as a kid. I just didn't care.

  Jessica Biel

  Sports, Makeup, Clothes

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• When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I wasn't averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?

  Thomas Jane

  Mean, Gay, Car

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• One day. my kids are gonna be like, 'What do you mean, gay people couldn't get married?' Just like most of my friends are black, and I find it hard to believe that my great-grandmother and even my grandmother couldn't hang out with black kids when they were young.

  Miley Cyrus

  Believe, Mean, Gay

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• When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

  Robert Breault

  Baby, Memories, Parent

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• I'm older and have a kid, I like success on my own, but I always enjoyed all my parts playing the fifth wheel. I mean, just loved it. There was such freedom in it and I still got to enjoy watching everyone work.

  Selma Blair

  Mean, Enjoy

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• Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Baby, Children

  Dave Barry (1994). “The World According to Dave Barry”, Outlet

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• I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will range from "Number 176 vial in Buffalo, New York," to "You were defrosted."

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Baby, New York

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• For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Baby, Children

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