Last Night Quotes - Page 14

• The whole world is a dream; even this (the waking state) is a dream ... What you dreamt last night does not exist now.

  Sarada Devi

  Dream, Night, Doe

  Sarada Devi (1984). “The Gospel of the Holy Mother Sri Sarada Devi”

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• Writing songs is no different than explaining to somebody what you dreamed last night: No one ever gives you crap for what you dreamed last night. "I was laying in my bed, and all of a sudden a stallion jumped on my bed and the next thing I know I was in Mars but it looked like my kitchen"... That's kind of what I do with my songs, write them in a dream-like manner. It's up to people to swallow it however they want.

  Jason Mraz

  Dream, Song, Writing

  "Jason Mraz Goes to School". Christina Fuoco, Rolling Stone, September 2, 2007.

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• For the Second Amendment to do its job, the other side must become much better informed. I watched an action-adventure program last night that asserted that the famous AK-47 - the original peoples' rifle (and Authority's greatest mistake) - is rare in this country, and that the only ones here were originally smuggled in from the Middle East, or possibly from South America. The idiots who wrote this mess seemed unaware that after legal imports - mostly from China - were illegally cut off by executive order, they began to be manufactured here.

  L. Neil Smith

  Country, Jobs, Mistake

  "Tastes Like Chicken". The Libertarian Enterprise, www.ncc-1776.org. March 28, 2010.

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• Many other cities could go the way that Los Angeles went last night unless the president is willing to step in and take some strong action in terms of letting people know that he cares about this issue.

  Maxine Waters

  Strong, Night, Cities

  San Francisco Chronicle, May 01, 1992.

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• After watching Watford against Manchester City last night
  that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful.

  Eamon

  Beautiful, Night, Cities

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• At the State of the Union address last night, President Obama made history by using the words transgender, lesbian, and bisexual in that speech. It was the part of the speech where he was just reading Craigslist personals.

  Conan O'Brien

  Reading, Bisexual, Night

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• Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

  David Letterman

  Yoga, Night, President

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• The big news is the midterm elections. Last night Republicans picked up a dozen seats in the House to give them their biggest majority since World War II. Or as they put it, 'Time to party like it's 1939!'

  Jimmy Fallon

  War, Party, Night

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• Republican Scott Brown lost his bid for Senate in New Hampshire last night, two years after he was voted out as Senator in Massachusetts. When asked what he was planning to do next, he said, 'Are they still looking for a mayor in Toronto?'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Night, Years, Two

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• Last night I saw your ghost pedalling a bicycle with a basket towards a moon as full as my heavy head and I wanted nothing more than to be sitting in that basket like ET with my glowing heart glowing right through my chest and my glowing finger pointing in the direction of our home.

  Andrea Gibson

  Inspirational, Home, Heart

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• Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that. I told him I'd think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, School, Night

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• Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Night, Doctors

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• Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Team, Night

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• Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.

  Gwen Stefani

  Funny, Moon, Night

  Song: 4 In The Morning, Album: The Sweet Escape

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• I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Night, Lasts

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• In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he's talking about. Then he added, 'But he does know what he's talking about.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Night, Talking, Ideas

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• We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.

  Jay Leno

  Thinking, Night, Numbers

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• How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

  David Letterman

  Night, People, Speech

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• Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling people he cares, everything is going to be great, forget about everything he did in the '70s. Hey, it worked for George Bush.

  Jay Leno

  Night, People, Hey

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• Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff didn't know, I was shocked as everyone else. If he doesn't get elected governor, maybe he should work for the CIA. I mean, he can keep a secret better than they can.

  Jay Leno

  Running, Mean, Night

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• Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, they released the one thing that could really hurt Arnold. Turns out he once starred in a movie with Tom Arnold.

  Jay Leno

  Hurt, Night, Opponents

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• Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.

  David Letterman

  Night, Idols, President

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• In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Mistake, Night, Years

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• During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon. Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Night, Laughing

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• Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Night

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