Marshmallow Quotes

• Life is a marshmallow, easy to chew but hard to swallow.

  Francis Bacon

  Life Is, Easy, Ability

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• You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

  Janet Evanovich

  Romantic, Sweet, Delicious

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.183, Simon and Schuster

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• Don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Joy, Bigs, Trampolines

  H. Jackson Brown Jr. (2007). “Complete Life's Little Instruction Book: 1,560 Suggestions, Observations, and Reminders on How to Live a Happy and Rewarding Life”, p.137, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Vegetables, My Favorite

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from Aug 07, 2013

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• Watch the sunrise at least once a year, put a lot of marshmallows in your hot chocolate, lie on your back and look at the stars, never buy a coffee table you can't put your feet on, never pass up a chance to jump on a trampoline, don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Inspirational, Life, Stars

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• If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows.

  Casey Neistat

  Lucky Charms, Instagram, Ifs

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• Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.

  Michael Buckley

  Disrespect

  Michael Buckley (2011). “The Sisters Grimm: Book Seven: The Everafter War”, p.245, Abrams

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• I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

  Sandra Bullock

  Cookies, Cookie Dough, Fluff

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• Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.

  Gary Reilly

  Money, Beer, Wealth And Happiness

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• I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow

  Alice Clayton

  Cozy, Feels, Ifs

  Alice Clayton (2016). “The Cocktail Collection: Wallbanger, Rusty Nailed, and Screwdrivered”, p.166, Simon and Schuster

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• Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

  Stephen King

  Sarcastic, People, Armor

  Stephen King (2016). “11/22/63: A Novel”, p.453, Simon and Schuster

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• If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

  Dov Davidoff

  Moon, Space, Suits

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• Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.

  J. K. Rowling

  Giants, Weasley

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• There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

  David Sedaris

  Devotion To God, Misguided, Zeal

  David Sedaris (2010). “Naked”, p.137, Hachette UK

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• It must be the body. It's chiseled out of marshmallows.

  Tony Amonte

  Hockey, Nhl, Body

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• ...wanting things for the wrong reasons can turn anyone's life into a marshmallow on a stick over a hot fire: impossibly messy and eventually consumed, one way or another.

  Deb Caletti

  Fire, Way, Sticks

  Deb Caletti (2010). “The Queen of Everything”, p.3, Simon and Schuster

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• I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

  Chic Murray

  Funny, Humor, Missing

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• I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows.

  Jim Butcher

  Kids, World, Safe

  Jim Butcher (2010). “Changes: A Novel of the Dresden Files”, p.67, Penguin

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• I don't do camps. Camps are for kids. I don't sleep in tents or roast marshmallows. I certainly don't tell ghost stories or own a sleeping bag. But I do work hard every single day.

  Chael Sonnen

  Hard Work, Sleep, Kids

  Source: www.nwfightscene.com

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• I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar.

  Sonia Rykiel

  Two, Chocolate, Black

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• Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.

  Dylan Lauren

  Ice, Cake, Two

  "Eating Diaries: Carly Cushnie, Dylan Lauren & Elizabeth Cutler". Interview with Jessica Prince Erlich, Slide 7, www.harpersbazaar.com. March 05, 2013.

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• It is no response to assert that the Patriot Act has been useful; what you need to explain is how any particular safeguard would have so diluted investigative powers that it would have frustrated an investigation and created a security harm outweighing the benefit to civil liberties. If you'd rather trade scary stories, that's fine too - just let me know so I can buy a bag of marshmallows before our next round.

  Julian Sanchez

  Scary Stories, Frustrated, Liberty

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• Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

  Billy Crystal

  Jesus, Easter, Children

  Billy Crystal (2013). “Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys?”, p.36, Macmillan

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• I have a flamthrower. (Zarek) You have a what? (Astrid) It pays to be prepared. (Zarek) Well. Those are nice for toasting marshmallows, but they’ll only make Thanatos mad. Regular fire won’t hurt him. I have this really neat gelatinous goo that comes out with my fire and it squirts my victims so that it don’t come off. Wanna see it? (Simi) No! (Zarek/Astrid) No? I don’t like that word. (Simi) We love you, Simi. We’re just scared of your goo. (Astrid) Oh, that I understand. Okay, you can live. (Simi)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Hurt, Nice, Love You

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