Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.
We don't break our captains. We kill them.
One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.
Four fifty-four for gas... because we have nobody that calls up OPEC... and say, [mobster voice] 'That. Price. Better. Get. Lower. And it better. Get. Lower. Fast.'
Vote early and vote often.
Other kids are brought up nice and sent to Harvard and Yale. Me? I was brought up like a mushroom.
I can't stand squealers, hit that guy!
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
We took care of Kennedy
Italians in particular are seen as either benign and child-like (the sweet old nonna with her meatballs), menacing mobsters, or hyper-sexualized housewives and gigolos; the kind of nourishment I'm looking for doesn't lie in any of these stereotypes.
Mobster stories are always a harder sell for me. I don't romanticize organize crime the way others do, though I can be swayed.
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
Instead, I cut him. Not deep, but there was enough of a sting in the wound to remind him of what I'd done to the dwarven mobsters in the parking lot - and that I wasn't just some chick with a knife who looked good in black.
I thought, how do you confuse violent Russian mobsters? Well, by being silly!
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
'The Sopranos' gets praised as novelistic, but it follows the most banal of life patterns, showing the sheer tedium of being a mobster. It has dead spots, boring plotlines, weak episodes. Characters develop slowly, or don't. Like viewers, a gangster might get bored, fade out of the action, then come back to find none of his debts forgotten.
I've seen many lives destroyed. I've seen more people have problems with gambling than I have with drugs and alcohol. And there are some serious consequences if you get in over your head.
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