My Wife Quotes - Page 31

• My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning.

  Michael Weatherly

  Morning, Oatmeal, Wife

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• I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Wife, Boat

  Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

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• My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

  Woody Allen

  Inspiration, Wife, Benign

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• Being smart young men, they say to themselves, "I want to get married, have a family, and I understand my wife wants to work too. Do you, Vicki, know how to help us do that?" Because they're no longer looking at that prospective wife, saying, "Well this is wonderful, you're getting educated, but of course as soon as we get married, you're going to stay home and make babies."

  Vicki Donlan

  Baby, Smart, Work

  Interview with Erik Hansen, tompeters.com.

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• If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life, And I had to start a new one with just my children and my wife, I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today, 'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away. And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.

  Lee Greenwood

  Stars, Children, Wife

  Lee Greenwood (1992). “God bless the U.S.A. gift book”, Pelican Publishing Company

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• I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have. My wife actually thinks I have a syndrome called Reality Distortion Field. It's kind of like drugs, only you can't come back from it. Reality Distortion is almost a permanent condition. Things come in and they go out: Presto, chango! To a certain extent, I did that with myself. As a kid, I did want to be an old-timer, since they were the ones with the big stories and the cool clothes. I wanted to go there. Now, I guess I want to bring that with me and go back in time.

  Tom Waits

  Kids, Thinking, Reality

  "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. October 31, 2011.

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• My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you while acting, for with them, you are only pretending.'

  Joseph Cotten

  Jealous, Kissing, Wife

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that's how I feel. And she's also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.

  George W. Bush

  Wife, Sound, Firsts

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• I've got more clothes than my wife.

  Paul Burrell

  Clothes, Wife

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• I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I'm paying the normal rate of tax on the money I take out for myself.

  Ken Livingstone

  Years, Wife, Three

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• I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.

  Joe Biden

  Children, Home, Wife

  "Making love in the White House is even better". thehill.com. June 27, 2006.

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• Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife.

  Louis Farrakhan

  Mother, Men, Two

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• I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970.

  George Stigler

  Wife, Chicago, Married

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• My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations

  Fritz Kreisler

  Order, Nurse, Wife

  Fritz Kreisler (2014). “Four Weeks In The Trenches; The War Story Of A Violinist [Illustrated Edition]”, p.13, Pickle Partners Publishing

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• If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name.

  Moshe Dayan

  Funny, War, Names

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• My wife and I battle over home decor. My style goes from Gothic to Baroque. Hers is minimalist.

  Joe Bastianich

  Home, Wife, Style

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• I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.

  Jose Garces

  Home, Wife, Fans

  "Chatting with Jose Garces". www.philly.com. October 8, 2009.

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• Thinking fascinates me, and I probably spend too much time in my mind. My wife says that my perfect world is to be in the Suburban driving, with her next to me and the boys in the back seat and complete silence for two thousand miles.

  John Larroquette

  Thinking, Boys, Two

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me.

  Michael Eisner

  Ideas, Wife, Negative

  "Michael Eisner: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. March 18, 2009.

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• I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

  Tommy Lasorda

  Daughter, Wife, Used

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• My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'

  Tommy Lasorda

  Baseball, Football, I Love You More

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• My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference.

  Alejandro Jodorowsky

  Years, Differences, Wife

  "I am not normal" by Steve Rose, www.theguardian.com. November 21, 2002.

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• My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else.

  Melissa Etheridge

  Children, Hard Work, Wife

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• At the end of the day, what I cherish most are the human relationships. With the unfailing support of my wife and partner I have lived my life to the fullest. It is the friendships I made and the close family ties I nurtured that have provided me with that sense of satisfaction at a life well lived, and have made me what I am.

  Lee Kuan Yew

  Ties, Wife, Support

  Lee Kuan Yew (2013). “The Wit & Wisdom of Lee Kuan Yew”, p.160, Editions Didier Millet

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• Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general.

  Biz Stone

  Animal, Compassion, Wife

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