Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
I enjoy watching Fear Factor, Newlyweds and American Idol as far as reality TV shows go.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
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