Pizza Quotes - Page 8

• All my fans, especially my Latino fans and Nicaraguan fans, I promise you I will become world champion. After I become world champion Piccirillo can go back to Italy and make pizza or pasta or whatever it is he does over there.

  Ricardo Mayorga

  Champion, Promise, Fans

  Source: www.boxnews.com.ua

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• Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

  Natasha Leggero

  Funny, Party, Humor

  Twitter post from May 11, 2011

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• Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Funny, Crazy, Humor

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• The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Doors

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• In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Tomatoes

  FaceBook post by Jimmy Carr from Mar 24, 2008

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• I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.

  Rain

  Kings, Mcdonalds, Kfc

  "MoviesOnline interview with Ninja Assassin star 'Rain'". MoviesOnline interview, m.dkpopnews.fooyoh.com. November 25, 2009.

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• I went to a pizzeria. The guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart with what would you do if you found a million dollars, he gave me the "Donate it to charity" slice. "I'd like to exchange this for the 'Keep it!'"

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Pie

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• A lot of heavyweights, with the exception of a few Eastern Europe fighters, they really look like being a heavyweight is just like, who can eat the most Pizza Hut and McDonalds.

  Randy Johnson

  Mcdonalds, Europe, Heavyweights

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• A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

  Jay Leno

  Men, Age, Medical

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can't! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can't go to a kid's birthday party without having a slice.

  Jennifer Garner

  Birthday, Party, Kids

  "Jennifer Garner is Done with Diets & High-Maintenance Beauty". Interview with Bobbi Brown, www.yahoo.com. January 21, 2015.

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• Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around, and nearly every book represents what my son's third grade teacher refers to as a "teachable moment.

  Anna Quindlen

  Teacher, Book, Son

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• I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

  Art Donovan

  Dog, Vegetables, Hot

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• Personalization can be very useful in some contexts but very harmful in others. Searching for pizza online, it's probably OK to keep showing the same pizza shop as your No. 1 choice. I don't see any big political consequences out of that.

  Evgeny Morozov

  Choices, Political, Online

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• Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me...Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair.

  Celia Rivenbark

  Husband, Men, Simple

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• Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It doesn’t work that way.

  Jennifer Hudson

  Exercise, Cake, Pie

  Jennifer Hudson (2012). “I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down”, p.102, Penguin

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• Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza.

  Clive James

  Unions, Classic, States

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• If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does.

  Andrew W.K.

  Mean, Joy, Doe

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Last year I picked up the New York Times and there was a story about a kid from Dartmouth who was bragging that he never left his room, and made dates and ordered pizza with his computer. The piece de resistance of this story was that he had two roommates, and he was proud of the fact that he only talked to them by computer.

  Studs Terkel

  Art, New York, Children

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• Community is not something you have, like pizza. Now is it something you can buy. It's a living organism based on a web of interdependencies- which is to say, a local economy. It expresses itself physically as connectedness, as buildings actively relating to each other, and to whatever public space exists, be it the street, or the courthouse or the village green.

  James Howard Kunstler

  Space, Community, Village

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• A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order elsewhere would never do. Compassion is rarely the custom of the privileged.

  Derren Brown

  Compassion, Blood, Order

  "Confessions of a Conjuror". Book by Derren Brown, 2009.

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• Now, leave." All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza. "Percy!" Annabeth grabbed him.

  Rick Riordan

  Boys, Three, Annabeth

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• Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Two, Tuesday, Special

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• I wasn't feeling well in the first half. I felt down, man. I had three slices of pizza before the game and the food took me down.

  Leroy Loggins

  Sports, Men, Games

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• Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It's called pizza.

  Luciano De Crescenzo

  Fast Food

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• They chose the olive" "They must really like olives" "Forget it" "Now if she invented pizza that i can understand" -Percy to Annabeth in the lightning theif

  Rick Riordan

  Lightning, Annabeth, Olives

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