Plastic Surgery Quotes

• She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Family, Beauty

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• I believe if somebody chooses plastic surgery it should be for themselves, not for anyone else.

  Ashlee Simpson

  Believe, Plastic, Should

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• I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Humor, Doctors

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• Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

  Tia Carrere

  Lasts, Plastic, Minutes

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.

  Julia Roberts

  Doctors, Office, Stories

  "Julia Roberts: I’m A Hindu, I Don’t Believe In Botox". www.huffingtonpost.com. August 4, 2010.

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• I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.

  Sally Phillips

  Thinking, Ideas, Car

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• You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.

  Michael Jackson

  Vacation, People, Hollywood

  "Michael Jackson-Turned White From Disease-Vitiligo! Tragic!". Interview with Oprah Winfrey, ireport.cnn.com. February 10, 1993.

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• Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

  Dolly Parton

  Fake People, Mountain, Plastic

  Dolly Parton (2012). “Dream More Deluxe”, p.90, Penguin

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• Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young.

  Karl Lagerfeld

  Age, Looks, Attempting

  "Karl Lagerfeld Gives His Best Quote About Plastic Surgery Yet" By Jamie Feldman, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 13, 2014.

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• I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

  Joan Rivers

  Memorable, Comedian, Wish

  "On Being Blonde" by P. Munier, (p. 84), 2004.

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• I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.

  Kim Kardashian

  Life, Success, Botox

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• One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass.

  Dave Barry

  Kissing, Cells, People

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• I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

  Joan Rivers

  Memorable, Laughing, Comedian

  "Cutup". Interview with Deborah Solomon, www.nytimes.com. December 31, 2008.

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• I hate when models say 'Oh, plastic surgery is just a wrong thing. What are you talking about? You won the genetic lottery. You look like this specimen that's making people everywhere feel insecure and you're going to ridicule someone for getting plastic surgery?

  Tyra Banks

  Hate, Insecure, Talking

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• I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.

  Scarlett Johansson

  Fun, Believe, Want

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• I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested.

  Christine Lahti

  Birthday, Fighting, Careers

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• I don't get bothered by people saying what they say. I'm a happy person and I'm happy with my looks. I'm not an insecure person. I believe if somebody chooses plastic surgery it should be for themselves, not for anyone else.

  Ashlee Simpson

  Believe, Insecure, People

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• I see women in their 30s getting plastic surgery, pulling this up and tucking that back. It's like a slippery slope - once you start you pull one thing one way and then you think, 'Oh my God, I've got to do the other side.'

  Halle Berry

  Thinking, Way, Slippery Slope

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• Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young. You can fool anyone, apart from the young. The worst are the lip operations. There are people who have it done and I don't recognise them afterwards. They look like they flew through the windscreen during a car accident and were patched up badly afterwards.

  Karl Lagerfeld

  Car, People, Fool

  "Karl Lagerfeld Gives His Best Quote About Plastic Surgery Yet" By Jamie Feldman, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 13, 2014.

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• I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But I was a 34C when I was 17...They stay up when I wear a push-up bra. But if people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?

  Tyra Banks

  Home, Thinking, People

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• If somebody doesn't have enough judgment to be able to look at plastic surgery and realize how phony it is, then they can't be helped.

  Brian Austin Green

  Looks, Able, Realizing

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• If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.

  Frances Conroy

  Botox, Mask, Plastic

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• A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

  Joan Rivers

  Lobotomy, Plastic, Surgery

  "Happy 80th birthday Joan Rivers! Comedian's 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. June 08, 2013.

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• I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business.

  Tyra Banks

  Beauty, Thinking, People

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• Acting is about being real, being honest.

  Kate Winslet

  Real, Acting, Honest

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