Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well made.
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
When one door closes, another one opens.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
People who refuse to rest honorably on their laurels when they reach retirement age seem very admirable to me.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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