If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid.
The only stupid question is the question that is never asked.
Only stupid questions create wealth.
My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions
It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions.
Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!
When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.
You can get good science out of stupid questions. If someone says the world is flat, maybe in proving them wrong you can calculate the curvature of the Earth more precisely.
I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I was talking was not annoyed during the early part of the interview by my asking stupid questions.
If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Never tell anyone what you are going to do till you've done it.
Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never looked carefully at a standardized test.
By now, we have learnt that game-changing ideas do not come from experts, they come from people who haven't got a clue and ask stupid questions.
If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question.
When I was going through my cancer treatment, I learned that you can never ask a stupid question. I asked every single question that came to my mind, and I believe that helped to calm my own anxiety.
They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions.
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
The greatest thing that ever happened to (my career) was the breakdown of the record companies, because there were no more stupid questions about how many hits are on the next record. It was very liberating.
The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me?
It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have pot in the glove compartment?
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