Stupid Quotes - Page 40

• Better stupid and safe that smart and dead.

  Cate Tiernan

  Smart, Safe

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• Face it, you stupid little cookie maker,” Jenks said, almost sounding fond, “in the last couple of days you’ve seen what it’s like to be in a family, with all the touchy tempers and irritation that goes on. Now you get to see the other side, where we do stupid stuff for each other just because we like you. Rache is the little sister. Ivy’s the big sister. I’m the uncle from out of state, and you’re the rich nephew no one likes but we put up with you anyway because we feel sorry for you. Just let me help, huh? It won’t kill you.

  Kim Harrison

  Uncles, Sorry, Couple

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• Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Beautiful, Kings, Sky

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• Polyphemus stiffened. "Who said that?" "Nobody!" Annabeth yelled. That got exactly the reaction she'd been hoping for. The monster's face turned red with rage. "Nobody!" Polyphemus yelled back. "I remember you!" "You're too stupid to remember anybody," Annabeth taunted. "Much less Nobody.

  Rick Riordan

  Remember You, Remembers You, Annabeth

  Rick Riordan (2013). “Percy Jackson: The Complete Series”, p.416, Penguin UK

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• I want to make you faint. I will make you faint. You've had this coming to you for years. None of the fools you've known have kissed you like this - have they? Your precious Charles or Frank or your stupid Ashley... I said your stupid Ashley. Gentlemen all - what do they know about women? What do they know about you? I know you.

  Margaret Mitchell

  Years, Gentleman, Want

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• Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

  Darynda Jones

  Coffee, Energy, Drink

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.220, St. Martin's Press

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• Dear Hilde, if the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we would still be so stupid that we couldn't understand it. Love, Dad.

  Jostein Gaarder

  Dad, Simple, Brain

  Jostein Gaarder (2010). “Sophie's World”, p.283, Hachette UK

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• Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's eyes. "No you stupid idiot,there's nothing wrong. with you.

  Jeanne Birdsall

  Eye, Idiot, Odd

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• Meddling, smug, stupid little..." "She likes me! They always play hard to get when they like me!" "No. You do not understand. I could not have done it because I can not read or write.

  Darren Shan

  Writing, Play, Done

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• I pulled in a soft breath. My lungs were starving, crying out for air. I lay still, and a cough tickled at the back of my throat. It always happens when you're hiding, a cough, a sneeze, something. It's stupid. The body decides to screw around with you, even though it knows being quiet is the only way it's going to go on living.

  Lilith Saintcrow

  Air, Goes On, Body

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• A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.

  Steven Brust

  Clever, Mistake, Smart

  Steven Brust (2010). “Iorich”, p.172, Macmillan

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• Tell me he’s not talking to Brandon,” Claire said. “Um… Ok. He’s not talking to Brandon.” “You’re lying.” “Yeah. He’s talking to Brandon. Look, let Shane do his thing, okay? He’s not as stupid as he looks, mostly.

  Rachel Caine

  Lying, Talking, Looks

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.176, Penguin

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• Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.

  Joss Whedon

  Strong, Jobs, College

  "Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Life Serial)". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1997–2003.

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• Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things!

  Diana Wynne Jones

  Girl, Years, Law

  Diana Wynne Jones (2012). “Fire and Hemlock”, p.211, Penguin

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• Turtles don't feel, stupid," said Jem. "Were you ever a turtle, huh?

  Harper Lee

  Turtles, Said, Jem

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• It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions.

  Cory Doctorow

  Thinking, People, Interesting

  Cory Doctorow (2015). “For The Win”, p.69, Booklassic

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• ...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, "access"-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps. Porn. Anything. If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever.

  Richard Kadrey

  Mean, Phones, Light

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• What happened to your foot?" "I had a little disagreement with an eagle --stupid birds, eagles. He couldn't tell the difference between a hawk and a pigeon. I had to educate him. He bit me while I was tearing out a sizable number of his wing feathers." "Uncle," Polgara said reproachfully. "He started it.

  David Eddings

  Uncles, Eagles, Wings

  David Eddings (1991). “The Seeress of Kell”, Del Rey

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• Stupid people always ignored good advice

  Johanna Lindsey

  People, Advice, Ignored

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• Shut up," Daniel said, but he said it softly and so tenderly that Luce suprised both of them by obeying. "I don't think you're stupid." He closed his eyes "I think you're the smartest person I know. And the kindest. And..." he swallowed, opening his eyes to look directly at her - "the most beautiful.

  Lauren Kate

  Beautiful, Eye, Thinking

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• The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

  Jennifer Weiner

  Dog, Sound, Homework

  Jennifer Weiner (2008). “Little Earthquakes”, p.243, Simon and Schuster

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• But clever people all make one mistake. They all think everyone else is stupid. And everyone isn't stupid. They just take a bit more time, that's all.

  Robert Harris

  Clever, Mistake, Thinking

  Robert Harris (2010). “Archangel”, p.23, Random House

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• Do the elevators work?" I ask Uriah, as quietly as I can. "Sure they do." says Zeke, rolling his eyes, "You think I'm stupid enough not to come here early and turn on the emergency generator?" "Yeah," says Uriah. "I kinda do.

  Veronica Roth

  Eye, Thinking, Rolling

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• Getting carried away is stupid, it won't get me anywhere. -Nana Komatsu

  Ai Yazawa

  Carried Away

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• One second he was in my face, making me feel stupid and useless. The next he was like this: hovering, concerned, worried.

  Kelley Armstrong

  Useless, Hovering, Next

  Kelley Armstrong (2010). “The Reckoning: The Darkest Powers Trilogy”, p.133, Penguin Group

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