Talking Quotes - Page 31

• After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn't be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I'm looking forward to talking sports, connecting with listeners, and interviewing amazing guests every day, while being a part of the FOX Sports Radio family. It was worth the wait.

  Jay Mohr

  Sports, Opportunity, Years

  "Jay Mohr Joins Fox Sports Radio as New Midday Host". Statement to the Press, www.hollywoodreporter.com. December 19, 2012.

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• If I had to fall in love with all the actresses I play with and live the situations I have to play, I would be lost ! I need to be solid and know who I really am to have fun in making something else. I noticed, while talking with other actors, that they often let ambiguity float. I don't like ambiguity, it's dangerous. I need distance. I also think that the result would prevent the audience from identifying to the characters. If you feel the things too strongly, you simply close the doors.

  Olivier Martinez

  Falling In Love, Fun, Distance

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I knew if I continued to look around it would be difficult for me to contain my own emotions. So I turned away from the red eyes of the crowd and looked only at the red eye of the camera, talking to all the nation.

  Richard M. Nixon

  Eye, Cameras, Would Be

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• Talking is what I do, but listening is my job.

  Ryan Seacrest

  Jobs, Listening

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• I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

  Doug Stanhope

  Homosexual Marriage, Would Be, Use

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• When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. But I'm not talking about going all the way.... I wasn't doing that in high school! I'd have boyfriends and then spring break would come around and I'd be a little bit naughty.

  Fergie

  Spring, School, Cheater

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• If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good?

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Soul, Be Good, Ifs

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• Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we talking? 'Cause I don't want to have to play Beat the Clock in the thicket.

  Bill Engvall

  Play, Causes, Paper

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 28, 2013

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• Losing builds character. You know who said that? A loser! Guy who got his ass stomped every day, basketball, football, baseball, lose, lose, lose and lose. All right, I'm talking about me.

  Christopher Titus

  Basketball, Baseball, Football

  "Titus / Shannon's Song"". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• The camera is as much a part of my everyday life as talking or eating or sex.

  Nan Goldin

  Sex, Everyday, Cameras

  Nan Goldin, Marvin Heiferman, Mark Holborn, Suzanne Fletcher (1986). “The ballad of sexual dependency”, Aperture

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• Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

  Eugene Mirman

  Saving, Economic, Collapse

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• I was very serene, and I still am, until I start talking in another voice, then suddenly I have a lot of volume and I'm frantic. But I didn't want to be one of those people who's always talking in accents in real life, so I started doing sketch comedy.

  Kate McKinnon

  Real, Voice, People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the subway are the best places for this. I speak at full volume and then laugh at myself if I like what I just said.

  Kate McKinnon

  Laughing, Subway, Speak

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was watchin' the news the other day, and I heard them talking about a criminal named Brian Regan same spelling and everything. He's gonna be in jail for the rest of his life. So I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle and all of a sudden I hear, It is unknown whether the charges against Brian Regan will lead to his execution. Guess I can put this down. Honey, did we pay that parking ticket?!

  Brian Regan

  Jail, News, Sitting

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• I'm actually kinda quiet off stage, a lotta people don't realize that. I was at a dinner party recently, a bunch of people that I don't know, one guy talking plenty for everybody. "Me myself right and then I and then myself and mee, me, I couldn't tell this one about I cause I was talking about myself and Me- Meee- Mee- Me- Me!" Beware the Me monster.

  Brian Regan

  Party, People, Guy

  "Brian Regan: I Walked on the Moon". Comedy, December 2004.

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• Norman Mailer decocts matters of the first philosophical magnitude from an examination of his own ordure, and I am not talking about his books.

  William F. Buckley, Jr.

  Book, Philosophical, Examination

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• Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French for a while now, but he's talking about doing his act in German. Haven't the German people suffered enough?

  Andy Kindler

  People, Fake, Speaking French

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• I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were separated from the women, but they both came together to not enjoy what I was talking about.

  Andy Kindler

  Men, Together, He Man

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• I work out with alot of gay guys at the gym. I do, because my only goal is to get into gay shape. Now, you know what I'm talking about. Gay men are the most ripped kind of... listen... I don't know how strong you have to be to blow a guy, but I'm guessin', there is some muscle involved.

  Alonzo Bodden

  Strong, Gay, Blow

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• There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

  Gary Gulman

  Drug, Way, Sides

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• Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.

  Dov Davidoff

  Answers, Violence, Feels

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

  Dov Davidoff

  Men, Clubs, Comedy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, Spirit, Humans

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 24, 2011

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• Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

  Dov Davidoff

  Sex, People, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

  Dov Davidoff

  Pigs, Dowry, Goats

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