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• They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, Night, Men

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.37, Zondervan

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• I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

  Jon Stewart

  Joy, Teeth, Decay

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• Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

  Joan Rivers

  Thinking, Years, Today

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• George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.

  Red Buttons

  Kids, Men, Years

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• You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Might

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• A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that.

  Ron Atkinson

  Should Have, Feet, England

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully, saved me from myself. Who saved me from destroying myself because of my background. Who saved me from wasting my life, drinking my life away, never fulfilling my dreams because of what I had come from, and truly believing and loving - truly the first person to ever truthfully, unconditionally love me.

  George Lopez

  Dream, Drinking, Believe

  George Lopez (2004). “Why You Crying?: My Long, Hard Look at Life, Love, and Laughter”, p.202, Simon and Schuster

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• Andy [Warhol] was on the scene, but he wasn't an artist at first; he was more an illustrator. He was always surrounded by about ten people who worshipped him. He'd go to a party and they would all come along. But he was drawing shoes and that sort of thing.

  Claes Oldenburg

  Party, Artist, Shoes

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I got like a list of things at the beginning. There were ten things that Bryan made for each one of us, and he drew us our own personal picture of our character that was in color. And uh, I just have a copy of it, I think that they're going to do something special with the originals at the end, like presenting them to us.

  Johnny Simmons

  Character, Thinking, Color

  "Johnny Simmons On Set Interview SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD - Read or Listen Here". Interview with Matt Goldberg, collider.com. May 25, 2010.

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• It's a very different experience shooting in 3-D because the camera rigs are so large. Everything we've become accustomed to in the last ten years as filmmakers, which is cameras getting smaller and smaller and you can just throw them on your shoulder and stick them in a car and do whatever you want, you can't do any of that now. You're forced to put things on dollies and track and cranes.

  Paul W. S. Anderson

  Years, Different Experiences, Track

  Source: collider.com

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• I watch like, Steve Jobs interviews, I don't really watch TV. I stopped watching TV when I turned like ten because my parents were like, 'TV's really bad for you.'

  Jaden Smith

  Jobs, Parent, Watching Tv

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• Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.

  Bob Saget

  Our World, Oil, People

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• My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Sex, Dad

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• You should always give 100%. If you do that then no-one can ask any more of you. Someone once said to me when I was a kid: 'If you're asked to do ten sprints, by all means do 11 but never do nine because you're only cheating yourself'.

  Alan Shearer

  Cheating, Mean, Kids

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• I don't photograph for other people. I love an audience, mind you. Once I've got them there, then I love an audience. Not a big audience, though. I'd rather please ten people I respect than ten million I don't. But I don't play to an audience, I do it for myself.

  Brett Weston

  Play, People, Mind

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• London was not designed for cars. Come to that, it wasn't designed for people. It just sort of happened. This created problems, and the solutions that were implemented became the next problems, five or ten or a hundred years down the line.

  Terry Pratchett

  Years, Car, People

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• On a scale of one to ten, how punk am I? Apple. I don't use your scale.

  Eugene Mirman

  Apples, Use, Punk

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• I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me with -10. What does that mean? I don't even have no money any more. I wish I had nothing. But I don't have it. I don't have that much. I have not ten. Negative ten. I can't afford to buy something that doesn't cost anything. I can only afford to get something that costs you give me ten dollars.

  Louis C. K.

  Mean, Giving, Leaving

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• If we're honest with ourselves, our user experience hadn't kept up with the competition. In the first ten years eBay created the market. Now we're positioning ourselves to innovate off our core platform. This is not a project. We're never done.

  John Donahoe

  Ebay, Years, Competition

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• If you can't figure out how to make money on three billion in revenue, when exactly will the profit magic be found? Ten billion? Fifty billion?

  David Heinemeier Hansson

  Magic, Three, Fifty

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• When I found out that I was going to be CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies.

  Gayle King

  Morning, Phones, Popcorn

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• The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

  Kinky Friedman

  Taken, School, Want

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• Why should The Beatles give more? Didn't they give everything on God's earth for ten years? Didn't they give themselves?

  John Lennon

  Years, Giving, Earth

  John Lennon, Yōko Ono, David Sheff, G. Barry Golson (1981). “The Playboy interviews with John Lennon and Yōko Ono”, Putnam Pub Group

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• There are ten commandments, I've only broken three.

  Courtney Love

  Broken, Three, Ten Commandments

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• Oh, if only I could be President and Congress, too, just for ten minutes.

  Theodore Roosevelt

  President, Minutes, Congress

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