If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.
May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you
One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.
God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.
To the old, long life and treasure; To the young, all health and pleasure.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made.
Here's to our beloved George Washington, the Joshua of America, who commanded the sun and the moon to stand still - and they obeyed.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
Anarchy wears two faces, both Creator and Destroyer. Thus Destroyers topple empires; make a canvas of clean rubble where creators can then build a better world. Rubble, once achieved makes further ruins' means irrelevant. Away with our explosives, then! Away with our Destroyers! They have no place within our better world. But let us raise a toast to all our bombers, all our bastards, most unlovely and most unforgivable, let's drink their health, then meet with them no more.
Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.
It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.
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