You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.
Yes, social friend, I love thee well,
In learned doctor's spite;
Thy clouds all other clouds dispel
And lap me in delight.
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe
When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;...
Yet thy true lovers more admire by far
Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have
established my identity.
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.
For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
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