Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
The triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
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