I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.
If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Work hard at work worth doing.
Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
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