I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The second mouse gets the cheese!
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
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