If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
The family is one of nature's masterpieces.
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future.
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct.
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.