The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
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