I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
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