I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.
I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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