Tommy Cooper Quotes - Page 3

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• So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Paper

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• Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Shops

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• Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

  Tommy Cooper

  Wife, Funny Marriage, Toilets

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• I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

  Tommy Cooper

  Beer, Lost, Whisky

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• So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Eye

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• So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Paris

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