Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 8

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• Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

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  Games, Guy, Looks

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• Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

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  Jobs, Mean, Want

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• My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

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  Jobs, Fighting, Comedian

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• Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

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  Girl, White, Dating

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

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  Mean, Class, Flying

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• There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

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  Jobs, Work, Dirty

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• I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

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  Children, Yards, Reaching

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• If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

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  Goodbye, Hug, Doing You

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• If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

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  Real, Procrastination, Skills

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• Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

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  Book, Rapper, Slavery

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• Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

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  Domestic Violence, Together, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

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  Firsts, Needs, Figures

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• Comedy is rarely funny.

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  Comedy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

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  People, Personality, Worst

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• Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

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  Love Is, Water, Waiting

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 08, 2012

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• It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

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  Ignorance, May, Constitution

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 30, 2012

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• The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

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  America, Middle East, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 28, 2012

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• Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

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  Trying, Watches, Television

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

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  Culture, Rift, Pops

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

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  Care, Want, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 06, 2012

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• Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

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  Mirrors, Light, Views

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 27, 2012

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• Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

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  Camping, Wonder, Failing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 09, 2012

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• I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

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  Telescopes, Window, Aim

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

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  Abuse, Retribution, Domestic Abuse

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

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  Girlfriend, Stupidity, Adjectives

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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