Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.
This is going to sound strange, but I really didn't think I would pass 30. I don't know why or whatever, I just didn't. That's a very weird thing to say, I'm sorry. I don't know. Maybe it's because I was drinking so much as a youth.
Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.
When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking.
I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if a girl is worth your time, go to a museum or for coffee.
The 21st Amendment gives the states the right to decide what the drinking ages should be and other aspects relative to alcoholic beverages, and I support that. As a United States senator, I want to weigh in - this is not my agenda.
You've been thinking and I've been drinking.
Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.
I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.
I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.
If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.
You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.
The drinking bone is connected to the party bone, the party bone is connected to the staying out all night long.
Radiation, unlike smoking, drinking, and overeating, gives no pleasure, so the possible victims object.
A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young an' believing.
Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people, they're drinking, thinking that they got it made. Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things, but you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it, babe.
Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war.
National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.
I've always had a lot of time for servicemen. Yet there's been this bad relationship between civilians and the armed services. We say to soldiers, 'We want you when we want you, but stay away in peacetime. We're proud of you, but keep away from my daughter and don't come drinking in my pub.'
Taxes are how we pool our money for public health and safety, infrastructure, research, and services-from the development of vaccines and the Internet to public schools and universities, transportation, courts, police, parks, and safe drinking water.
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