The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
Being a husband is a whole time job. That is why so many husbands fail.
They cannot give their entire attention to it.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Being a husband is a whole-time job.
A good husband makes a good wife at any time.
The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
The man as he converses is the lover; silent, he is the husband.
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.
The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.
I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view.
A true king is neither husband nor father; he considers his throne and nothing else.
It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
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