I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
The United States has a system of taxation by confession
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing.
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.
What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue.
One thing is clear: The Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens would pay nearly half of everything they earn to the government.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep, it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
Taxes are indeed very heavy -
We are taxed twice as much by our Idleness.
Three times as much by our Pride.
And four times as much by our Folly.
There's no such thing as a good tax.
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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