The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature.
I have been confronted with many difficulties throughout the course of my life, and my country is going through a critical period. But I laugh often, and my laughter is contagious. When people ask me how I find the strength to laugh now, I reply that I am a professional laugher.
Dreams are more powerful than facts.
We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive.""Laughter is good for thinking because when people laugh, it is easier for them to admit new ideas to their minds.
It was so fascinating to be a part of this, because as the women took on these central roles that had all the good lines, therefore all the good laughs, all the great moments- the men, who had joined us to sit on stage, started squirming rather uncomfortably. And got really bored. Because they weren't used to being the supporting cast. It was fascinating to feel their discomfort, to discuss it with them afterwards when they said, 'It's boring to play the girl role.' And I said, 'Yeah. Yeah, ya think? Welcome to our world.'
Laugh...It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself and one's fellow human beings.
There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics - there are black comics that work only black crowds, gay comics that do only gay crowds, and southern comics that only work down South, and so on with Asian, Latino, Indian, midgets, etc. The previous generation's comics were better because they had to make everybody laugh.
If we were to all sit in a circle and confess our sins, we would laugh at each other for lack of originality.
Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day; adults laugh an average of five times a day. We have a lot of catching up to do.
Laugh, if thou art wise.
I think the 'Just say no' mentality is so crazed. I saw a thing in a women's magazine the other day. 'He smokes cannabis, what am I to do? He laughs it off when I try to tell him, he says it's not really harmful...' Of course you're half hoping the advice will be, 'Well, you know it's not that harmful; if you love him, if you talk to him about it, tell him maybe he should keep it in the garden shed or something,' you know, a reasonable point of view. But of course it was, 'No, no, all drugs are bad. Librium's good, Valium's good. But cannabis, ooooh!' I hate that unreasoned attitude.
Don't wait to be happy to laugh... You may die and never have laughed.
If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.
Money makes a man laugh.
Least at thine own things laugh.
Essentially, retweets are like laughs.
I laugh a lot and count my blessings.
Laughing makes everything easier.
True wit never made us laugh.
Babies laughing is like opium.
I love people who make me laugh!
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