Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.
Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.
If you become silent after your laughter, one day you will hear God also laughing, you will hear the whole existence laughing - trees and stones and stars with you.
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
See what you're doing wrong, laugh at it, change and do better.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.
A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
He laughs best who laughs last.
Laugh with people laughing, cry with people crying, but don't fall into the river of world illusion. Stay on the banks.
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
As her father had so often said... Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. And a tail is an awkward thing to laugh with, as you can see by the way they bend themselves half double in extreme hilarity trying to get that rear-end exuberance forward into the main scene of action. What puts man on a higher stage of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
You walked in, laughing, tears welling confused, mingling in your throat. How can you be so many women to so many people, oh you strange girl?
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