Sarcasm Quotes - Page 13

• My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

  Rosemary Clement-Moore

  Addiction, Vices, Sides

  Rosemary Clement-Moore (2012). “Brimstone”, p.11, Ember

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• You aren't worried are you?" "Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires, people shooting at you. Why should I be worried? Especially since we could be clothes shopping or boarding a plane. I'm not in the least worried." "Hmmm," he mused allowed. "I read about this in the relationship manual. It's called womanly sarcasm and usually means a man is in deep trouble.

  Christine Feehan

  Mean, Men, Shopping

  Christine Feehan (2004). “Mind Game”, p.268, Penguin

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• Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While I’d love to see you in a balconette bra, I’m afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts . . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .

  Ilona Andrews

  Choices, Foam, Underwear

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• That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed and setting me down on it all romantically, you know, like guys do to girls in the movies, he just dumped me onto it, so I bounced around and would have fallen off if I hadn't grabbed the edge of the mattress. "Thanks," I said, not quite able to keep all of the sarcasm out of my voice.

  Meg Cabot

  Girl, Voice, Guy

  Meg Cabot (2009). “Grave Doubts”, p.130, Pan Macmillan

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• It wasn't sarcasm." Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. "It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe." Anna's jaw actually dropped. For a moment, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or push him out of the room. Way to go, Graves.

  Lilith Saintcrow

  Clouds, Laughing, Way

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• I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

  J. D. Salinger

  Sarcastic, Mood, I Can

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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• Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.

  Gayle Forman

  Chasms

  Gayle Forman (2009). “Sisters in Sanity”, p.29, Harper Collins

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• The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Humorous, Names, Unexpected

  Arthur Conan Doyle (2016). “The Arthur Conan Doyle Early Novels MEGAPACK®: 15 Classic Novels”, p.2166, Wildside Press LLC

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• Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.

  George Ade

  Sarcastic, Looks, Neighbor

  "Hand-made Fables".

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• Better never than late.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Sarcastic, Time, Chaos

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• I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Sarcastic, Past, Statistics

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• With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile.

  Maria V. Snyder

  Glasses, Materials, Versatile

  Maria V. Snyder (2013). “Storm Glass”, p.53, Harlequin

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• It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

  Aeschylus

  Funny, Wise, Stupid

  Aeschylus, David Grene (1959). “Aeschylus”

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• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

  Steven Wright

  Depression, Sarcastic, Anger

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• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Death

  Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

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• A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

  Gore Vidal

  Sarcastic, Cynicism, Narcissist

  FaceBook post by Gore Vidal from Dec 08, 2011

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• Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

  Woody Allen

  Sarcastic, Time, Fun

  "Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor" by Bill Adler and Jeffrey Feinman, (p. 4), 1976.

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• The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Sarcastic, Money, Business

  Ambrose Bierce (2015). “A Cynic Looks at Life”, p.43, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

  Frank Lloyd Wright

  Witty, Badass, Mistake

  The New York Times Magazine, October 04, 1953.

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  Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Happy Birthday, Family

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

  Cassandra Clare

  Lasts, Jace, Refuge

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.167, Simon and Schuster

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• Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

  Steven Wright

  Sarcastic, Cat, Curiosity

  "I Have A Pony". Comedy album by Steven Wright, 1985.

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• There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

  Frank Zappa

  Education, Witty, Stupid

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• My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

  Rita Rudner

  Sarcastic, Fake People, Husband

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